家里电脑真的RP，整个视频是个X。于是只能到KU6去找这个视频。这个故事讲述一个叫Mark Leung的大学生，在他的身边奇怪的发生了一系列食物中毒事件。而这一事件的背后却是这些食物被人下了诅咒。原因是下诅咒的人讨厌荤菜，认为动物都是愚蠢懒惰的，所以吃这些动物肉脑子会笨。但是Mark却认为素菜也不是好东西，于是他开始了寻找这个幕后黑手的道路。
A brave man who spends his free time humbly meditating in bed. He has developed skills powerful enough to defeat Spice Girls on crack.
His name is...
His name is Mark Leung!
Woody "Sorry Mark, we are out of beef sausages."
Mark "Do you have beef jerky?"
Woody "Dude, it's morning now. How about an egg bagel instead?"
Mark "Sure. Could you remove the veggies?"
Woody "Okay Mark, here you go."
Obtained: Egg Bagel!
Mark "Listen, I have a class to catch. Good bye!"
Woody "Have a nice day!"
Reynolds Campus Center
Student "Oh dear! I am late for class!"
Obtained: Banana Skin!
Student "Oh dear! I am late for class!"
Babson College
(Ambush! Science Professor & Frat Boy appoarch!)
(Skill Biology)
(Mark Leung is poisoned!)
(Item Chinese Medicine)
(Mark Leung is no longer poisoned!)
(Skill Beer Bottle)
(Item Banana Skin)
(Skill Bunsen Flame)
(Frat Boy slips on the Banana Skin, down)
(Item English Textbook)
(Science Professor is weak against English!)
(Science Professor transforms into TI-83)
(Item Mac OS X)
TI-83 "Error. All software incompatible."
(Skill sin[x])
TI-83 "Error. Interface makes no sense."
TI-83 "Shutting down system."
VICTORY!
LEARNT "JUMP"
A huge chair is blocking your way.
Tomasso Hall
Business Ethics 101
Sleep? Yes No
LIFE and MAGIC recovered!
Rent a chocobo for 500 USD? Yes No
Student "I just had beef and I'm going crazy!"
Cursed Structure
Student "These strange poles just shot out of the soil!"
Student "It disaster were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Jesus "It's the Cursed Structure! This is not good!"
Maria "We must seek Leviathan at once!"
Babson College
Jesus "Wait!"
Jesus "We shall join forces."
Jesus Garbayo is a faithful Christian.
He aspires to be a great wizard like Daniel Radcliffe.
Jesus joins the party!
Maria "We shall head to the Sea Serpent Grotto and meet Leviathan!"
Maria Garcia majors in Medicine and Suburban Fishing.
She likes sushi.
Student "Y-M-C-A!"
Student "MAD-COW-DI-SEASE!"
[This guy has turned into a vegetable]
Dormitory
Item shop
Buy sell Exit
Pepsi $1.25 Recovers 0 LIFE points Qty:1
Diet Pepsi $1.25 Recovers 0 LIFE points Qty:1
Mountain Dew $1.25 Recovers 0 LIFE points Qty:1
Diet Mountain Dew $1.25 Recovers 0 LIFE points Qty:1
Potion 300.00 Recovers 500 LIFE points Qty:1
Diet Potion 300.00 Recovers 500 LIFE points Qty:1
Remedy 500.00 Cures status ailments Qty:1
Lifesavers 1,000.00 Saves lives Qty:1
Purchased!
Obtained: Sword!
Obtained: $100!
Obtained: Roommate's Car Key!
Obtained: Roommate's Passport!
Jonathan "HEY! THAT'S MY STUFF!"
Jesus "What did you hit me for?"
Mark "Stop! You'd kill him!"
(Magic Meteor)
(Insufficient MAGIC)
(Magic Sleep)
(Jonathan is asleep)
(Steal)
(Obtained: Roommate's Credit Card!)
(Skill: Escape)
Escaped
Student "Someone poisoned my Meat Lover's Pizza..."
Obtained: Meat Lover's Pizza!
Babson College
A huge chair is blocking your way
Pedro "Greetings, I am Janitor Pedro."
Pedro "My legs are rooted to the ground. I cannot move out your way unless you bring me...
Pddro "10 Bricks. 5 Lizard Eggs. 15 Tree Branches. 2 Iron Ores."
231 Forest Street
Dig grave? Yes No
Obtained: Gold Ore!
Syathesize Gold ore and Egg Bagel? Yes No
Obtained: Easter Egg!
Bury Easter Egg? Yes No
Dick Cheney Ambushed from behind!
Escape
Sea Serpent Grotto
B1
B2
B3
The door is locked.
Move the statue? Yes No
The door opens!
Leviathan's Chamber
Maria "Leviathan! O mighty guardian force!"
Leviathan: Who interrupts my slumber...?
Mark "Leviathan! We seek your help!
Leviathan "Wager your lives to prove your skill."
Leviathan "Let us see if you can provide me with a moment of amusement."
Leviathan "Are you ready, you who is one yet many?"
(Skill Tidal Wave)
(Magic Cure)
(Skill Tidal Wave)
Annihilated
LIFE and MAGIC recovered!
Leviathan "Just kidding LOL. You can't defeat a guardian force!"
Mark "OWNED!"
Maria "LMAO!"
Jesus "OMGWTF!"
Leviathan "Listen, children of Babson College."
Leviathan "The cursed Structure is eradicating non-Vegetarian humanity."
Leviathan "Diculous has plagued the world with the deadly disease of "Vegetaria."
Mark & Maria "Vegetaria!?"
Leviathan "Once meat is consumed..."
Leviathan "...victims of Vegetaria suffer from ecstasy which is inevitably followed by comatose."
Leviathan "As we speak, non-Vegetarian humanity is being wiped out."
Mexico
Pennsylvania
The arctic
Detroit
Wall Street
San Francisco
China
Greenland
Iceland
Canada
Vienna
England
Japan
North Korea
Censored
Lake chargoggagog
gmanchauggagoggch
aubunagungamaugg,
Massachusetts, USA
Llanfairpwllgwyng
yllgogerychwyrndr
obwllllantysiliog
ogogoch, Wales
TAUMATAWHAKATANGI
HANGAKOAUAUOTAMAT
EATURIPUKAKAPIKIM
AUNGAHORONUKUPOKA
IWHENUAKITANATAHU,
New Zealand
Madagascar
South Park
Windurst
Hogwartz
Leviathan "You must contront Diculous."
Leviathan "I sense his presence at Wonka Chocolate Factory."
Leviathan "To enter, ou must first deactivate its protective shield."
Jesus "And how do we do that?"
Leviathan "Enter the Cursed Structure and it will take you to the Chocolate Tree."
Leviathan "Purify the tree with my holy water."
Obtained: Holy Water!
Leviathan "This will deactivate his shield thereby granting you access to Wonka Chocolate Factory."
Leviathan "Now go! The future of meatkind depends on you!"
Obtained Summon: Leviathan!
231 Forest Street
Babson College
A huge chair is blocking your way.
Carlo "Hello world!"
Cursed Structure
Chocolate Tree
Mark "This must be the chocolate Tree!"
Maria "How do you know that?"
Mark "Duh! It's brown!"
Mark "I'll purify the tree now."
(Skill Branch)
(Magic Thunder)
(Skill Cocos Beans)
(Jump)
(Magic Holy)
Mark "We can't damage it!"
Jesus "What do we do now?"
Maria "Why don't we just sing a song?"
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight.
Gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been: When it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there anyway.
Thinking of you's working up my appetite.
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite.
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight!
Afternoon delight!
"I'm talkin about enjoying a bowl of chicken soup with a reuben. And then makin dirty reuben love.
Afternoon delight!
VICTORY!
Learnt "Hallelujah"!
Willy Wonka "Well done, Mark."
Mark "How do you know my name?
Willy Wonka "I... I'm the husband of your mother."
Mark "You are my father!"
Willy WOnka "Yes, son. You have grown quite a bit."
Maria "Mark, are you sure?"
Maria "Your dad doesn't really look...Asian."
Mark "Shut up! What makes you think I'm Asian?"
Willy Wonka "Please, you must listen to my story."
Willy Wonka "Once upon a time, I opened a factory in New York."
Mark "A factory in New York..."
Mark "You opened Cheesecake Factory?"
Willy Wonka "No Mark, a real factory."
Willy Wonka "One with all the machines and shit."
Oompa-Loompas "That's right, with all the machines and shit."
Willy Wonka "Well... I hired only locals and paid them minimum wage."
Willy Wonka "Bad idea... It did not take long before I upset the trade union.
Wonka Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka "They were pissed off."
Gangs of New York
Willy Wonka "So I transformed myself into this chocolate tree to create a remote shield for my property.
NORTON FIREWALL 76
Jesus "Then why was Diculous able to enter?"
Willy Wonka "My shield was created so that only my descendants could enter my factory.
God "Okay, chop chop. Let's go."
Willy Wonka "Oh, hey God! Nice meeting you."
God "Dude, you're like dial-up internet in Australia man! Hurry up!"
Willy Wonka "I'm afraid all that you can inherit is this chocolate bar."
Willy Wonka "Keep it safe."
Willy Wonka "Good job guys. Now go..."
Willy Wonka "...Save the world!"
Mark "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark "Oh, god..."
Mark "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cameraman B "Oh my God!
Cameraman B "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORTON FIREWALL 76
You can now enter Wonka Chocolate Factory!
Obtained: Wanka Bar!
Mark "Okay guys, hop in."
Jesus "Mark, check your wallet."
(You have $300)
Jesus "Okay... how are you going to park in New Youk with 300 dollars?
Maria "You won't even find parking anyway..."
Maria "So let's just fly there."
Meanwhile
Sleazy Guy "Sweet!"
Wonka Chocolate Factory
(George Bush & Dick Chency appoarch)
George Bush "Fire at the infidels!"
Escape
(Summon)Tony Blair
Friendly Fire
(Magic Remedy)
No effect
Maria "He's...beyond remedy."
(Self Destruction)
VICTORY!
LIFE and MAGIC recovered!
Save the game? Yes No
The door seems to be locked.
Diculous "I have been waiting for you."
Mark "Diculous! Stop with this vegetarian outrage!"
Diculous "Little rascal, vegetables are good for you."
Diculous "Why does Islam forbid pork?"
Mark "Because they worship pigs?"
Diculous "No, because pork corrupts the human soul."
Diculous "According to their reliable doctors", since the food that we eat gets circulated to our brains.
Diculous "It affects our very own "nature."
Diculous "So if we eat pigs, we become as lazy and stupid as they are."
Diculous "By the same token, since all other animals are lazy and stupid anyway..."
Mark "So you want us to become vegetables."
Diculous "Well...yes. Vegetables are gentle and peaceful."
Mark "Vegetables are lazy and stupid."
Mark "They don't work, play music, or care about foreign affairs."
Mark "They just sit there."
Diculous "But vegetables are good for you."
Mark "No it's not!"
Diculous "Yes it is!"
Mark "No it's not!"
Diculous "Yes it is!"
Mark "No it's not!"
Diculous "Yes it is!"
Mark "No it's not!"
Diculous "!@#$%^&*"
(Skill Lightsaber)
(Summon Chocobo)
(Skill Falun Gong)
(Magic Hallelujah)
Jesus "Um..."
Jesus "I'm Jesus, lol."
Jesus "AWESOME!"
Paul "LOL no way!"
Peter "Sweet, dude!"
(Skill Lettuce)
(Item Meat Lover's Pizza)
Diculous is weak against meat!
Mark "Don't you get it?"
Mark "You guys are no more than a pathetic cult!"
Mark "You can't tell me what to eat..."
Mark "You aren't my father!"
Diculous "No Mark, I'm your father."
Mark "What?"
Mark "Shall we tell him?"
Maria "Yeah, it's about time.
Mark "No Dick, I'm your father."
Diculous "WTF?"
Mark "Look, there's something that you need to know."
Mark "Maria and I were teenagers then..."
Maria "Which was a long time ago."
Mark "That night, we got so drunk..."
Mark "We couldn't even figure out how to use a condom!"
Diculous "Oh my god!
Mark "So yeah, we.. are your parents!"
Diculous "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Diculous "Well mom, dad..."
Diculous "There's something that you need to know."
Real Diculous "I'm your daughter."
ALL "WTF?"
(Skill Napoleon Dynamite)
(Magic Cure)
(Skill Charm)
Mark "I'm your dad, you slut!"
Jesus is charmed!
(Item Remedy)
Jesus is no longer charmed!
(Magic Meteor)
(Skill Nutcracker)
(Magic Revive)
(Item Wonka Bar)
Mark "Hurry up!"
(Item Life savers)
(Summon Titan)
Wonka's Spirit "My dear son, it's time for you to share my true powers."
Wonka's Spirit "Now fuse with my spirit and go end Vegetarian Supremacy!"
(Black Power)
(Gong Hei Fat Choy)
VICTORY!
Mark "We must escape!"
TI-83 "Syntax error."
Mark "Jesus?"
Jesus "I'll keep it in there, now hurry up and go!"
Maria "No..."
TI-83 "Syntax error. Deleting user."
Jesus "Now I shall divide you..."
Jesus "By ZERO!!!!!"
Babson College
Mark "Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mark & Maria "Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We, the unsung heroes of Babson College have compromised Evil.
And so the world was saved on the brink of destruction.
But as long as the Cursed Structure remains...
Humankind will continue eating vegetables.
How perfectly does it resemble our real world.
The harmonious coexistence of Good and Evil.
I have found my healthy balance.
Each year, millions of Vegetarians bully animals, cheat in relationships, watch pomo and cause pollution. So join the fight now and stop the Vegetarians.
